Christmas eve Underground

So people do all kinds of things on the tube, Christmas eve, I seen a woman wrapping a present.  She was actually hilarious. From the moment she sat down and began her attempts at wrapping, i could not help but laugh, she noticed and laughed quite a bit herself.
at one point the woman sat at her left, goes "well i've seen woman putting make-up on before, but never wrapping gifts"
and the gift wrapper goes, "i never thought it would be me"
she actually had this really beautiful wrapping paper (gorgeous colors, and embossed with butterflies and lilies), which i had wanted to ask from where it came, but did not want to delay the wrapping in any ways.
The highlight of her task, and come just minutes before she finished (the end result was hmmm, something my 3 month old nephew could probably get away with) she had managed to get the paper around the gift (up until that point had been under wraps LOL, uh i couldn't see what it actually was), but had failed to secure the paper to the object in hand properly.  Having thought she secured the paper around the gift she then turned it, un wrapped ends going up and down, when oops! the copy of the Karma Sutra that was hidden inside slid out onto the floor!
Luckily, she managed to slide it back in sideways and finish the wrapping, having managed to bring a little christmas cheer and laughter to her fellow underground travellers.
But, LOL, it was def. the funniest moment of my underground journeys thus far