Some things I encountered recently:
Pregnant french lesbians on the tube that are really into build'a bears
holding hands with a small child named Amir while his parents looked at the gym-
Amir: what is in there?
me: weights and machines for exercising...
Amir: Exercising!
Some thugs speaking in sign language on the overground train
A man and a woman being polite to the point of being rude over a seat on the tube
Being told I had sexy hair on my way to work. In reality my hair is so freaking dirty my head itches right now.
A strange girl that looked normal, but i knew she wasn't bc she was singing to herself in a way that maybe you only really do when you are safe at home and know no one can see you.
Cats in my back garden I cant get to bc i am not strong enough to open the back door to go and try to catch them
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